"Don Crutchfield would like to introduce his new credit manager"

Chris Farley
"Gone but not forgotten"

Jack Nicholson
"Heeeeres Jack"

Robert Downey Jr & Christian Slater
"They've got the real thing"

Mickey Rourke
"Flashing his IQ"

Frank Sinatra
"A bad boy with class"

Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper
"Elderly Easy Riders"

Michael Jackson
"A mime is a terrible thing to waste"

Sean Penn and Madonna
"Hey Sean, I guess an autograph is out of the question"

Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson
"Dumb & Dumber"

Drew Barrymore and Liv Taylor
"The girls night out"

OJ Simpson and Don Crutchfield

Tony Danza and Don Crutchfield
"Who's the Boss"

Jerry Springer and Don Crutchfield
"Sleeze never sleeps"

Sean "Puffy" Combs and Jennifer Lopez
"The End, ps nice suit, Puffy"